This blog is just for fun, so please don't take anything seriously.
So I'm pretty sure almost everyone has seen or has been friends with a 'fake' girl.
If you haven't ever seen or been friends with one, then....YOU'RE SO LUCKY!
If you don't even know what a 'fake' girl is, that's why I'm making this blog :) And just for laughs :)
Each sign might be fairly long to explain...so.yeah. :) AND this is a little rant at the same time. Enjoy!
1. Obvious Fake Hair.
If you ever see a girl's hair and it's SUPER long (Hair extensions) and maybe you would see clips in her hair - it's most likely fake. The main reason why they wear hair extensions is so they can play with super long and 'healthy' hair and so that they're'prettier'...And to attract attention.
I'm not sure if it's true but if you get hair extensions(real ones), they actually damage your hair really badly.
2. Fake Tan
This is totally different to an actual tan you get from laying down in the sun. If you don't know what a fake tan is - Look it up before you read on..maybe. It's pretty obvious when a girl has a fake tan on >>>>>
Again, a fake tan is also another way to gain attention, preferably from boys which is pretty annoying because they're just attention seeking motherf******* sl*ts who always act f***** dumb as s***....
3. Posture/Way of Walking
Now, this sign is kind of hard to notice because some people may have a different type of spine, so their arse sticks out not on purpose but the girls who DO stick out their arse PURPOSELY are f******s******** s. SOME girls who have REAL arses have pretty big ones so their butts are allowed to be sticking out - because they're big. But they girls are bloody hell skinny are not allowed...or not supposed to.
4. Heavy Make-Up
This sign...this...just...It...I dunno. It's horrible when they try too hard to look 'perfect' when it comes to make-up. They name I call those type of girls is 'Cake Faces' because they focus on their face WAY too much. If you want to ask me if I've ever worn make-up, I have but only for experiments..which is very rare. I'm honestly all natural.
5. Fashion
This is fairly obvious if you see a fake girl walking around in public in pretty much underwear, then yes...You have officially seen a 'fake' girl OR she's just a s*** :). If you see them around (high) school then you could probably notice them by the way they have hemmed their skirts, their blouse (shirt buttons) and maybe their hair (Back to 1.) If you have no idea what type of clothes they would wear...They mainly try to show their boobies and/or their butts and they would probably show their thongs(G-String).
6. Communication
You've probably had or seen a conversation online with someone who do a million abbreviations for no one good reason and spell words 'accidentally', for example:
Me: Hey! How are you?
Slut/Fake Girl: HAI! im doin sah gr8 ya kno?????? wht abt yhuuu???? <3 :D :) ;)
Me: I'm doing well thanks. Are you doing anything this weekend?
Slut/Fake Girl: uuuhhhm i mght b goin to a paaaartaaaay gunna get saahh druuunnk! :DDDD <33
Me: That's fucking great. Have a great awesome junky life.
The last bit I wouldn't say that but you know what I mean right? They probably would talk that extreme but it's similar so shut up..:) In real life they could be talking like a little child (which is very irritating), like they are dumb or like a attention seeking w****.
If you used to be friends with a friend who was quiet or just ya know..'normal' and now is a total s***head. You MAY notice how fake they have become. Try to remember how they used to be like their personality, fashion, communication, maybe academics? or just the friends they now have. Remember, you will always be the better person by not changing who you really are.
Please comment what other characteristics they might have :)
Have a good day/night! :)
:D <3 ;)
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